Party Foul

Thanks for inviting me, but Winter, your party sucks!  Dude, you drank all the alcohol, the strippers are fat, and it won't end.  Then you went for a beer run and drove the jeep into a ditch.  Seriously, this thing (Another Winter Storm) is out of control...keep it between the lines, plz!

Now we're all walking home in the cold.  You always pick the worst time to have a party.  This year it rained and the temps stayed in the 30's.

But hey, you remembered the ICE.  You owe me a beer, a 2 story one!

Thanks for the fun but I'm tapping out.  Great party, loser.  I hate you!