Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Party Foul

Thanks for inviting me, but Winter, your party sucks!  Dude, you drank all the alcohol, the strippers are fat, and it won't end.  Then you went for a beer run and drove the jeep into a ditch.  Seriously, this thing (Another Winter Storm) is out of control...keep it between the lines, plz!




Now we're all walking home in the cold.  You always pick the worst time to have a party.  This year it rained and the temps stayed in the 30's.








But hey, you remembered the ICE.  You owe me a beer, a 2 story one!



Thanks for the fun but I'm tapping out.  Great party, loser.  I hate you!


8 comments:

  1. Ha! Drew, I feel your pain. We've had a mostly mild winter up until the last three weeks or so. Repeat after me, GET THE HELL OUT!!

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    1. I'll try anything... "GET THE HELL OUT!!"

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  2. Ditto what Howard said. I'm thinking Spring, Spring, Spring. Did I say, come on Spring?

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    1. I'm with you Mel. I'll take a plate of hot Spring, with a side of warm Spring and some Spring to drink. For dessert...something fishy!

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  3. Drew
    I can relate, as I type this we are getting freezing rain and sleet, temps dropping all day. I think all of us could use another season, this one is lost it's glitter. Thanks for sharing

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    1. I know Bill, actually I think it's been worse for you. Everything that has rolled through AR has gained momentum before hitting AL. Good news...I think this is the last of it! Stay warm.

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  4. If Winter was on the talk show circuit, Dr. Phil would be asking, "Do you realize that this type of behavior only helps to push your friends away?"

    Ellen would even stop dancing! and shout "GET THE HELL OUT!"

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    1. Haha...so true. If I lived in your area, I might be inclined to burn Winter's house down!

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