Thanks for inviting me, but Winter, your party sucks! Dude, you drank all the alcohol, the strippers are fat, and it won't end. Then you went for a beer run and drove the jeep into a ditch. Seriously, this thing (Another Winter Storm) is out of control...keep it between the lines, plz!
Now we're all walking home in the cold. You always pick the worst time to have a party. This year it rained and the temps stayed in the 30's.
But hey, you remembered the ICE. You owe me a beer, a 2 story one!
Thanks for the fun but I'm tapping out. Great party, loser. I hate you!